Dreams:

The other night I had one of the most amazing dreams ever. I was playing Donkey Kong Country 3 on the Super Nintendo, and I accidentally found a secret area on the map that I had never known about before. I started exploring the new part of the map and the game started getting kind of glitchy (which was just proof of how awesome of a secret part of the game that I had found) and then the dream ended.

Hands down, best dream ever.

Bednight Snacks:

I just ate far too much macaroni. Normally, overdosing on macaroni is is a rather stupid thing to do, however, I just overdosed on macaroni at 11:00 at night. Therefore, I feel slightly more stupid than I normally would. I also feel really full.

Life Bites:

Last night, I was eating a tortilla, and in the process, I bit my tongue. Hard. It started bleeding all over the place. It was kind of gross. My tongue still hurts.

Meh.

Today was just an overall weird, crappy day. And by "overall" I mean I can't really remember anything that happened before I got home from my last class at 4:00pm, so mostly just the last half my day was weird and crappy. I was supposed to buckle down and crank out as much of six page paper as possible. That was really all I had on my to-do list. The other million things that I need to work on are on a different list that I'm ignoring until I finish the paper. By 11:00pm I settled on the title page and introduction. Usually, I waste time because I'm trying to relieve stress, but some how I ended up spending the day getting more stressed because I kept wasting time.

By far, the most impressive use of my time today (and by "today" I mean the part of the day that came after 4:00pm) was the few minutes I spent composing a song on guitar. It goes like this:

(Two chord, cowboy sounding guitar strumming)
(In a low, Johnny Cash-esque voice):

"Well, I'm a cowboy through 'n through
I've got a gun on my belt and poop on my shoe

Oh.

I'm quick to a draw and slow to a bath
You'll probably smell me before you see me crossin' your path

Oh.
I'm a cowboy

I cuss like sailor, flippin' heck, I don't see why not
It makes me more manly, if you couldn't tell by my walk

Oh.
I'm a cowboy"

It's a work in progress, but I was pretty proud of myself.

What I Didn't Do Today:

1. I didn't kill my roommate.
2. I didn't hit my roommate.
3. I didn't swear at my roommate.
4. I didn't say anything to my roommate that I would later regret.
5. I didn't throw my sandwich at my roommate.

Grocery Shopping:

I went grocery shopping today. I bought some lard.

Stomachache:

I had a hot dog for an after dinner snack, a couple hours ago. Now I have a stomachache. It makes me sad. Though, at the time, it was amazingly delicious.